We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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