he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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