I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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