I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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