I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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