doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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