It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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