final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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