just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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