he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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