Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
They took my balls.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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