can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
