their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Randomize
