apparently the secret to your success is patron
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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