i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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