it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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