let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
