Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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