We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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