let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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