i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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