So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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