Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize