i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
