Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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