I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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