we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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