We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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