i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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