Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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