Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize