I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
