a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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