do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We don't watch enough power rangers
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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