dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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