Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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