He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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