Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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