Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I need moral support for this bender
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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