if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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