Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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