And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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