I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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