I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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