Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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