He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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