so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
should my penis look like a turkey
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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