Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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