have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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