Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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