Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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