This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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