3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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