Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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