I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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